A man complained: “You buried my grandmother in the wrong plot”
Cemetery groundskeeper: “I’m very sorry; I’ve made a grave mistake”.
According to a survey, people's number one fear is public speaking. Their number two fear is death.
Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy!
An old lady saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to herself “that is the last thing I need”
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny
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